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Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife: A Surprising Love Story with Sun, Cabanas and Mars-like Mountains

Words by Laura Bartlett

Let’s be honest: when I first heard “Tenerife,” I wasn’t exactly jumping for joy. My mind instantly flashed to the classic British holiday scene—boozy beach bars, loud tourists and sunburns galore. I was ready for a low-energy fly-and-flop kind of trip. But let me tell you, Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife turned all those expectations on their head and I’m so glad it did.

First Impressions: A Rockstar Welcome at The Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife

The moment I arrived, I felt a shift. This wasn’t just a hotel; it was a vibe. Big guitars, rock memorabilia and stylish interiors made it clear I was in for something different. The Hard Rock brand is all about larger-than-life experiences and the Tenerife outpost delivered. From the sleek check-in to the smiles from staff who were genuinely happy to see me, I immediately felt like a VIP.

Poolside Paradise: Cabanas & Chill

One of my favourite moments? A pool party that was the perfect blend of energy and chill. Now, let me set the scene: me, lounging in a cabana with a ginger ale in a wine glass (because that’s how I roll), watching the world go by. The music was upbeat, the atmosphere was fun and I didn’t feel out of place for being sober. That’s rare, right? Hard Rock Tenerife somehow managed to create an environment where everyone could let loose without things getting, well, sloppy. And yes, I even found myself bobbing along to the beats, enjoying the buzz around me without any actual buzz.

Not Just a Hotel, a Whole Experience

The hotel isn’t just a place to crash; it’s practically a mini-universe. I could’ve spent an entire week there and still not seen it all. From the Rock Spa to the music-themed workout classes, there was always something to explore. There’s a whole section for the kiddos and I’m child-free by choice, but even I was tempted to chill in the kids’ club—it’s that cool. Seriously, it’s like they’ve thought of everyone here, whether you’re traveling solo, with friends, or as a family.

Adventures Beyond the Hotel: Mars on Earth

But let’s talk about what really sealed the deal for me: Tenerife’s landscape. I’m all about adventure, so when I heard there was a hike to Mount Teide that apparently looks like Mars, I couldn’t resist. Picture this: red, rocky terrain that feels like you’ve stepped onto another planet, with sweeping views that make you stop in your tracks. It was like nature’s version of a rock concert and I was totally blown away. Who knew Tenerife had this side to it?

The Food: Hits the Spot, but the Real Star is the Atmosphere

Let’s be real—the food was good, but it wasn’t the reason I fell in love with the place. The real magic was in the vibe. Every meal was an opportunity to soak up the atmosphere, whether I was grabbing a casual bite at the poolside bar or enjoying a sit-down dinner with live music in the background. It was all about the setting, the people and the way everything came together to create a sense of effortless cool.

A Place for Everyone (Even If You’re Not Sure You Want to Be There)

I went into this trip with a few reservations (pun intended), and I left with a whole new perspective. Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife isn’t just for the party crowd; it’s for anyone who wants a fun, relaxed and genuinely uplifting experience. Whether you’re there for the pool parties, the rock-n-roll ambiance, or just to explore the stunning island landscapes, you’ll find your groove. And as someone who thought she was signing up for a basic beach holiday, I’m happy to say I was wrong.

So, if you’re looking for a trip that breaks the mould, where you can find your rhythm—whatever that means to you—Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife might just surprise you, too.

Stays at Hard Rock Hotel Tenerife start from 153 euros / £128 per night based on a double room.